Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Internet FIRE!

Somehow over the last 48 hours I've become an internet BITCH. For some reason people are hot on my trail and it's HILARIOUS. Firstly, check out the two comments about the Toni Braxton video I posted:

"THE ONLY JOKE IS YOU AND THIS PATHETIC BLOG. TONI IS A LEGEND WHY WASTE YOUR TIME HATING? OH CUZ YOUR JEALOUS AND HAVE NO LIFE. HI HATER, BYE HATER." - tonisloverboy

"Yeah Yeah so she went bankrupt... Whats new?. The fact of the matter is Toni is richer now than she ever was. Since going bankrupt shes signed 3 multimillion dollar record deals, has released 4 albums that have all had either Paltnum or Gold status, stared in 2 movie, stared in 2 broadway plays, toured all around the world, had a top 5 Las vegas headlining show. And she has shown no signs of slowing down. Don't hate!!!" - justme

Thanks random Toni Braxton fans. You brought up some GREAT points and your grammar is stellar. But you did make one big mistake. I'm nobody's hater. I have nothing but love for Toni (vocals runs, riffs, trills and frills included!) I think she has some stellar outfits, like this:

and this...

and of course, this...
And its TRUE! She has starred in two Broadway shows, which is a really crazy thing, since they never let anyone from Hollywood do that. I heard she was phenominal. Let's see...
What's that from? Chicago or something? Whatevs. She's amazing in it and it doesn't matter. Lastly, you're right. She's RICHER than ever. I can't argue with that. I've never seen someone with such a RICH career, RICH singing voice, RICH outfits, and such RICH hair. Don't you think she looks great in these pictures below?
I think so. Toni FOREVER!
xoxo,
ME

9 comments:

Tonisloverboy said...

That's great. But to call her career a joke is something I myself as a fan don't consider amusing. Toni has sold over 45 million records world-wide, Un Break My Heart is the 2nd biggest single from a female artist of all times. She has 6 Grammys, 7 AMA's among other awards. She is the 1st African American female to star in a disney musical on broadway, and the Only African American female to play Belle in Beauty and the Beast. Toni now is raising two wonderful boys, one with autism so her career has changed directions, but she's still around. Her Vegas show was a top 10 show and earned her 30 million. Her album Heat (after bankruptcy) was part of a 25 million dollar contract, and her contract with Blackground (after Laface) was worth 10 million. Therefore Toni is far from broke. She recently competed on Dancing with the Stars to face her fears after being diagnosed with Heart Disease and is slated to tour later this month with the cast. She just signed a new deal with one of the biggest labels (Atlantic Records) and has new material expected early next year. Toni is far from done, and certainly NOT a Joke. Glad to be able to clear the air.

Andrew Keenan-Bolger said...

wow, i never realized there was going to be such heated discush on campnaysh. Glad other campy folk are finally checking it out. And for the record, I agree with Tonisloverboy. Toni is NOT a joke. I became aptly aware of that and have been a fan of hers ever since last year when ssingaj dana steingold showed me that clip of her as belle. rrrrRICH.

Slick85 said...

Oh How cute, you got jokes...for people that don't understand sarcasm they would think you were actually being polite and admitting that perhaps you were out of line in what you said. Well I hunny haven't fallen for your little post to "apologize" so you need to sit yourself down and be respectful of the superstar that is Toni Braxton. You're just mad because you'll never have the success or look half as good as Toni does in her 40's! let alone at whatever age you are. Why don't you go ahead and list your accomplishments and show us some lovely pictures of yourself...oh right, probably none to list. Well I'm going to be classy and stop right there because your hating self is not worth my time.

Much Love,
Slick

Unknown said...

way to keep it classy, slick...

who died and made you crazies toni's PR people? get over yourselves. like... REALLY. WHY DO YOU CARE?

Slick85 said...

We care because it's disrespectful & hateful to post things like this when Toni has been through so much and has worked hard to get to where she is. The comments made were very disrespectful and totally not called for, so Mr. Camp needs to be put in his place, lord knows he wouldn't say that to Toni's face..so why say it here.


Lick Me,
Richard

JMM said...

We're not her PR people idiot. We're just decent people trying to protect the good clean name of Miss Braxton. I feel sorry for you rude bitch crackas, really I do. I bet you faggots are just jealous that you can't have hair as professional as hers. And good job on yo piece of shit website, haters. Making fun of things that we hold dear like Miss Diana Ross & Toni Braxton and Zwinky Cuties. Real classy, honky haters.

Anonymous said...

this thread is the richer than richie rich himself.

keep it coming "Mr. Camp"

haha

The_Highlander said...

I wonder what the blogger has against Toni Braxton to go through all this trouble to talk her down..?

I wonder if this is Mary J Blige ....? :P

pollyanna said...

i think all you Toni BITCHES need to smoke a fat j ----a FFFAAAAAATTTTT J and take another gander at this site..and toni on it-only then will all become crystal clear.