Tuesday, September 30, 2008


Good graphics! Great acting!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Get it Dani!

Strapped for ideas? Don't know how to make that extra chorus POP? Make it a puppet dance! All you need is yarn and some knee socks! Good work Dani! (This is from the forthcoming episode of The Battery's Down, premiering tomorrow at midnight. Youtube it.)

Ain't No Way

Ain't No way is a gorgeous song written for Aretha Frankin by her sister, Carolyn Franklin. If you've never heard the original, buy it on itunes. It's not campy at all, it's amazing, so obviously everyone with a hearty belt has covered it. Below, Whitney Houston and Mary J. Blige take the song, throw it on the floor, and stamp on it till it's a bloody, shitty mess, while wearing matching red leather outfits complete with hair extensions and coke noses. Below that is Patti Labelle showing them how it's done by singing the shit out of it right in Aretha Franklin's face.

Sunday, September 28, 2008


Thank GOD for The Soup. The little girl is amazing.


Back in Cincinnati there was a place called "The Shadowbox Cabaret." They fancied themselves to be a sexy live version of SNL. Their commercials were the CAMPIEST and when we were offered free tickets we of course went. 

Along with major J ssssing, non-stop nachos, and delicious ice cream, we saw a show similar to the current one playing, smartly titled "CrazySexyCool!" Keep it up, Shadowbox. You guys are RICH.

Side note: We were so fucking high that we had the giggles. Our waitress was IN THE SHOW and she thought we were laughing at her, which we kind of were. You would have too. Trust me.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Sarah Silverman is still hilarious

Sarah Silverman's Obama video. Thanks Marla for the tip.
Enjoy by clicking HERE.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Some light chunky shopping

That was the subject of the picture Matt sent me. Good work, BITCH.

Work it.

Thanks Brendan for this delicious treat! Click HERE and enjoy.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

In LA!

If you know my well enough, you know that I'm OBSESSED with this campy song called "In L.A." from the stage musical adaptation of the film "Fame." For a masterful rendition download the most recent "Fame on 42nd Street" recording, but check out this coke slut too. She kind of gives you the idea. Fast forward to 1:40 for the most delicious treats.


I'm sure we can make a drinking game out of this. 

Monday, September 22, 2008

Legally Fierce

Thanks Matt for this CAMPY treat. Fast forward to 2:20 and let the games begin.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Renewed Mind!

I'm hoping everyone has already seen this. It's pretty good and the choreography is sharp and very clever. Nice work Jesus people.


Count how many times these dancers kick their faces. There is no prize. Suck it.

Monday, September 15, 2008


My friend Alysha is CAMPY. This performance is AMAZING. That makes it campamazing, and totally valid to post here.

Nice Dress

Thanks Val for sending me this mess.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Rock on Pam!

Thanks Adam for the tip on this slutty little video. Suck it.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Stupid bitch

Cell Block CAMPY

We all knew the Cell Block Tango was campy. These youtube sluts managed to turn up the heat. Enjoy.

Dinsey bitches
Sorority girls

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Lips and Lashes

Make-up is ridiculous. This first picture is of my friend Stephanie. When we were in school, someone from the tech department had to do a project and got her to do this. Turns out, the picture is HILARIOUS. I laughed when I saw it then, and I'm still laughing now. I'm assuming Stephanie is too. This is camp gold.
Not to be outdone by this bitch, who as far as I can tell, does these for fun. This first picture looks like the opening of Saved by the Bell. The other ones just freak me out.

AKB is campy!

Andrew managed to make one of the campiest youtube ads for a high belting cabaret EVER. Check out all the lady "items" and a special appearance from our favorite (and a campnation item in March) the Lisa Frank black drag queen panda!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Advanced Musical Theatre

Tartanbobz, my new favorite youtube group has loads of videos in their collection. Thanks AKB for introducing this CAMPY bunch of mixing cougars to me.

It's a musical theatre recital. They don't perform the songs in context, so the actors are challenged to write a monologue and give the song their own personal context. AMAZING! They won't let you embed them (they probably know how fucking campy they are) so click here:

Check out this motley crew of triple threat bitches

Check out the old woman who missed the costume memo

Where do I begin? Make sure you watch it to the very end. Her money note is rich.

A cougar pajama party! wheeeeeee!

Monday, September 8, 2008

La Pequenia


Nancy Grace does it again!

Thanks Danny for this delicious treat. Rape always puts me in a good mood.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

When Transvestites Attack

I was going through my email box and found this lil vid that campy Matt sent me last December. There's a commercial before, which is ANNOYING, but then come the good. So suck up the first 15 seconds and enjoy.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Findings from the street

Who knew Nantucket, the line at TJ Maxx, Jake's room, Times Square, and Theatre Row Studios were all so fucking RICH?
This fake dog's name was "Stay." Real clever, Nantucket. This is my friend Christine's baby. He's fierce, no? That dress looks great on you, flamingo. And damn, can you accessorize! Danny thinks this flamingo looks like a cougar. Agreed. This is Jake's unicorn bowl. You smoke out of its  VAGINA. Oops. Whatever she's meditating for can't be THAT good. It's auditioning at Theatre Row. Waiting in line at TJ Maxx is boring until you see something like THIS... or THIS... or even THIS. Thank GOD! A snakeskin boot store next to the Oliver Garden in Times Square. CAMPY!

Friday, September 5, 2008

Sweating to the Oldies!

I've got a running dance theme this week.... so where can I take THIS class?!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

What is "CAMP?"

It has been brought to my attention that not everyone understands the meaning of the word "camp." While an hour or two with the material posted below should make it clear to all, I'd also recommend clicking HERE for a proper, Wikipedia lesson in camp. It's as entertaining as you'd want it to be. 
Keep it campy you guys!

They're at it again...

I'm glad Mattel thinks that all dolls should be belty/mixy sluts. This is, amazingly enough, one of many in a series of campy singing Barbies. When are they gonna come out with a screaming Patti Lupone doll? Kids are stupid.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Fierce Hair

Happy September SLUTS! My friend Sarah had a moment of inspired genius when she took photos of her dog to some program that attached hairstyles to it. The get funnier every time I look at them. Enjoy.