Cash 4 Gold!

Ok, If you're texting someone it makes sense. How r u. I will wait 4 u near the strip club. Whatever. But this fucking commercial is campy AND fills me with rage. FUCK YOU CASH 4 GOLD!

Drunk.

No comment necessary.

Cher for the new year!

Cher singing "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" as smoke LITERALLY gets in her eyes. Nice one people.

Terrible or Amazing?

Seriously, I can't decide... but I really hate gay hotels.

Merry SssssMas!

While everyone else is watching "White Christmas" and "A Wonderful Life," I threw on this little gem to get me in the mood. Rent it now and enjoy!

Shake it.

Well done belly dancing bitch. Well done.

Donkey Punch!

Who doesn't love to Donkey punch!?!?!

Fierce Child!

Thanks Jake for this campy little bitch of a clip!

PATTILUPONEGYPSY

Rich as always... I mean, these responses! Click here and Enjoy!

Sexy Cookies!

Thanks Marla!

Belting for Christmas!

How have I never seen this? Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" makes me want to kill myself, but most people love it. It's annoying as hell, but now when I hear it I'll at least have this stunning visual to attach to it. There are many things to discuss. At first you're like "oh... it's like an old black and white variety show. ok, I guess that's kinda cool." But then you notice the tween backup dancers. And then the three fat black women. And then you see the look in Mariah's eyes as she dances like a twink and thinks she's grooving on Mars in a vat of chocolate pudding. I mean LOOK at that face. 

Tis truly the season. Thanks Mariah and Company. Jackpot. For a special treat, pay close attention at 2:13. After doing the weirdest arm flail ever, she checks her NAILS. Priorities Mariah.

RICHEST ever.

She said it, I didn't. Thanks Adam for this RICH tip. Btw, I think I might have posted this before, but I don't care. It's good. Suck it. 

The kind of director I want to be...

Thanks Brendan!

Cute

Ok, sometimes I take a little turn and post things that are just cute. I usually reserve these for pugs, because I have one, and he's cute. If you met my pug, you'd understand. He's actually a human, and that itself is kind of campy. Thanks Matt via fourfour.typepad.com.

House Full of Trees

Thanks Danny. I love this bitch.

Hangin' With Holly

So I'm sitting on the subway today and the doors open on this little gem. 

Now I know Sketchers is used to scraping the bottom of the barrel when trying to find an F list celebrity to do their adorable ads, but HOLLY ROBINSON PEETE? Really?! In case you're unfamiliar with the lady herself,  here's a clip from everyone's favorite "Hangin' With Mr. Cooper" featuring an opening sequence by... wait for it... ENVOUGE.

Oh wait. Once again some fucking prize has disabled embedding. Death. Click here.

Side note: last time I saw Mr. Cooper himself I was stoned out of my mind rocking an empty Disney World post Katrina. We saw him not once but FOUR times, including at a character breakfast where some twink who was playing the Mad Hatter made inappropriate sexual references to us all morning. What a trip.

As an extra RANDOM treat, here's a clip of Mrs. Robinson Peete discussing Fire Safety. Thanks for the tips Holly!

Spanish Rose

Chita Rivera rocking out a campy table dance with Shriners when everyone was doing blow. This is rich and amazing.

Hilarious or DISTURBING?

You decide. But don't come running to me if you find it disturbing. Suck it up. Thanks AKB for the clip.

Tony Brackston

If I spell her name differently will those crazies stop trying to get me to join their Toni cult? This is rich... I love tenor duets.

Xtinas Xmas Xtasy

Some of my favorite campy moments occur when I am selling my soul at my place of employment. The other night, for instance, we decided it was time for Christmas music, because it's actually December 7th. Who knew?

To my delight, we don't play just any old Christmas album. Forget classy bitches like Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday (high out of her mind crooning the classics.) We feature a mix CD of Christmas songs with the likes of Destiny's Child and Christina Aguilera.

I am baffled as to why people ACTUALLY buy this music and listen to it seriously. These recordings and videos are so incredibly campy that it simultaneously ruins and enriches my Holiday season upon each listen. 

I hope you enjoy these holiday masterpieces and that you take an extra hit off your own materpiece before you watch.

First up, Xtina keeps it simple singing from the album Xtina's Xmas. I'm sorry. This is completely ridiculous and the best part starts at 2 minutes in. Kill me. Suprise appearance by our new Secretary of State. 

I want to fuck the shit out of whoever wrote the lyrics to this new Christmas CLASSIC:

The best commercial. EVER.

Mariah Carey. Belting. Trippy Claymation. Dreams Come True.

Wake and Bake with Granny

Work it Granny!

Slick Rick and others...

You guys made my day!

 This is what I look like:

I'm a champion at sssing Js and love bitch fights, so keep it coming!  I will never stop making fun of campy things! NEVER!

xoxo,

Mr. Camp

In Transition

Campnation, like a pre-op tranny is in transition!

The first of many sexy changes- campnationusa.blogspot.com is now

campnationusa.com!

bookmark it bitches!

Internet FIRE!

Somehow over the last 48 hours I've become an internet BITCH. For some reason people are hot on my trail and it's HILARIOUS. Firstly, check out the two comments about the Toni Braxton video I posted:

"THE ONLY JOKE IS YOU AND THIS PATHETIC BLOG. TONI IS A LEGEND WHY WASTE YOUR TIME HATING? OH CUZ YOUR JEALOUS AND HAVE NO LIFE. HI HATER, BYE HATER." - tonisloverboy

"Yeah Yeah so she went bankrupt... Whats new?. The fact of the matter is Toni is richer now than she ever was. Since going bankrupt shes signed 3 multimillion dollar record deals, has released 4 albums that have all had either Paltnum or Gold status, stared in 2 movie, stared in 2 broadway plays, toured all around the world, had a top 5 Las vegas headlining show. And she has shown no signs of slowing down. Don't hate!!!" - justme

Thanks random Toni Braxton fans. You brought up some GREAT points and your grammar is stellar. But you did make one big mistake. I'm nobody's hater. I have nothing but love for Toni (vocals runs, riffs, trills and frills included!) I think she has some stellar outfits, like this:

and this...

and of course, this...

And its TRUE! She has starred in two Broadway shows, which is a really crazy thing, since they never let anyone from Hollywood do that. I heard she was phenominal. Let's see...

What's that from? Chicago or something? Whatevs. She's amazing in it and it doesn't matter. Lastly, you're right. She's RICHER than ever. I can't argue with that. I've never seen someone with such a RICH career, RICH singing voice, RICH outfits, and such RICH hair. Don't you think she looks great in these pictures below?

I think so. Toni FOREVER!

xoxo,

ME

So Much Better

This is AMAZING. I want to meet the genius bitch who made this. SO RICH.

No wonder she went bankrupt.

Toni Braxton is a JOKE. Just making the weirdest career moves throughout the years! She does however get an A+ for this joksical. Enjoy the leather, the CHUNKY heels, the unbelieveable gestures, the vocal runs and riffs and trills and frills, and of course, the last note. Really, Toni. Really.

Cheyenne is right.

He speaks the truth. Thanks Andrew for finding this one.

Lindsay Nicole

is good at falling. Paula Abdul is a mess. Yes, I tagged this video "bitches" again, because it's my blog and I do what I want. Suck it Speiler!

Eat It Lick It Snort It Fuck It

Britney is still a mess if you ask me. Ana Nogueira is a star in the making.

Work it OUT!

I directed this and I'm STILL obsessed with Carla Hargrove. The idea was that reality stars were taking over Broadway, and each star had to create a bonnet for the show they were going into. New York was Elle Woods in Legally Blonde... of course. Carla Hargrove is a musical theatre magician.

The Carol Burnett of Workout Videos

Thanks Matt. This video is a bitch.

Nightmares.

That's what I'm going to have tonight after I spend all afternoon trying to wrap my head around this video. Anyone care to explain this?!

HIT ME! SLAP ME!

Thank you Matt for sending me this. I laughed. I cried. I died a little.

Swan Lake Puss

This girl is RICH. Firstly, she takes the first part SERIOUSLY. Even though all I could think was "she has GOT to be kidding!" Then she does some frightening moves and refuses to point her toes or straighten her legs. Enjoy. The real question is WHY?!