Sunday, November 30, 2008

Work that puss!

Thanks Andrew for this ridiculous video.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Swedish Bitch

Just watch it. The package before is just as weird as the performance. BAH!

Friday, November 28, 2008


O M F G. I've seen Liza's performance of Some People from her Radio City concert, like 100 times. This still amazed me. What an amazing crack addict!


Parade Follow-up #1: The Clique Girlz

Dear Clique Girlz,

FUCK YOU for the following reasons:

1. Your fake bitch hair
2. Your  irritating music
3. Your idiotic lyrics
4. Your late nineties outfits
5. You sluttly little attitudes
6. Your existence
7. Your hateful name
8. Your parents who clearly forced you into this

I've only known about you for about 3 hrs and I've already gotten my fill. You're campy but also extrememly annoying. Stop being sluts, go back to school and get out of my face. Happy Holidays!


My Favorite Day

The Thanksgiving Day Parade has become the television event I most look forward to each year for the cornucopia of camp that seems to explode from my television. This year didn't dissappoint. Luckily, aside from the show that was captured on television, sent their trusty photographers to catch some of the action. These pictures are amazing and make me want to die a little. I hope you feel the same.

FYI I'll go into more detail about these prizes below in the coming week. They all deserve their own posts, so think of this as a preview... Prepare Ye.

Varsity FanClub fresh off the set of bareback twinks 3.
Miss USA 2008 and "Uncle Sam"
Charice Pempengco, that rich little belter
The Clique Girls- EXCUSE ME?
Some douche and some pilgrims
David Archuleta... remember him?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

I'm thankful for...

...high belting! Thanks Jake for sending me this beautiful performance.

Come again?

This morning while I was watching the parade in a sleepy haze, god smiled down and delivered me this treat.  For a good thirty seconds I thought this "product" was called TWINKY CUTIES. 

Well, it's not. Whoever ends up buying this bamboozley trick is in for a treat. Happy Slutsgiving bitches. I'm thankful for campy things like this. Shout out to Danny for coming up with "slutsgiving." Because when you think about it, that's exactly what it is... right?
Zwinky Cuties Commercial Spot 1 from Deborah Szajngarten on Vimeo.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Happy Birthday Joan Rivers!

Wishing her well on her 13th Birthday. She's never looked better.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Funny Jazz Chick

...well that's what SHE calls herself anyways. The first 40 seconds are STELLAR, but if you've time stick around for the whole thing.

Graffiti that SAYS something

Well put, person with spray paint!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Skeleton Twink has a NAME?!

So I love Skeleton Twink, and although he now has a name (Shane Mercado??) and a sensible black tank/bootleg jean combo outfit, I still love him. Someone at The Bonnie Hunt show must have been really REALLY high when they booked him to do the entire dance on a green screen in front of the studio audience, but I love it.

The real question here is WHO THE FUCK watches the Bonnie Hunt show, and where do her producers get off disabling embedding. Excuse me? What purpose does this serve. You get some lady man from the internet to come be on your show, post the clip on youtube, and then not let people embed it? 

FUCK YOU Bonnie Hunt Show. But THANK YOU to Matt and Matthew for sending me this clip the other morning before I got a migraine and started puking my brains out. It brought a sliver of sunshine to a day that pretty much BLEW.

Click here to check out Skelly T. doin his thang.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Tits OUT!

Derek sent this to Michael. It's BRILLIANT. Enjoy!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

More like... this.

Diana Ross. RuPaul. Drag Queens. Faggots. 

Take note: RuPaul is lipsyncing WHILE Diana Ross sings live. Kind of defeats the purpose no? Also, the 90's drag queens. Fugly and huge. Keep an eye out for the chubby kicking cheerleader. Make sure you watch until the end. 4:45 is the ULTIMATE payoff!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Buzz Kill

I want to MARRY this man. Get CRAZY!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Rainbow HIGH

Ecstasy? Blow? Champagne drizzled with G? Patti Lupone visits Spalsh. Special mention to for finally posting something relevant. W-O-R-T-H-L-E-S-S.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Because it's raining...

Cooter Slams always brighten MY day... what about you?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

You're welcome

Hey Blue Gobo! Let me embed shit. Fuck you. Click here for big nosed hilarity.

2000 HITS!

Fun times! Since September 1st, Camp Nation has received over 2000 hits. I guess that means I'm not alone in my constant search for camp gold. In honor of this special day, I'd like everyone to go home and take 2000 hits off their pipes, bowls, bongs, and vaporizers. Not only will you feel pretty, special, and skinny, but this website will be that much funnier. If you don't smoke, suck it. And watch this video.

This girl is HILARIOUS. She starts kind of normal, but the more she smokes and the higher she gets, the more ridiculous she becomes. I have NO IDEA why people make complete jackasses of themselves on youtube, but the world is better because of it.

Happy Obama! Happy 2000 Hits! Maybe I should start printing t-shirts.


Cancer brings people together! Someone managed to get Carrie Underwood, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Nicole Scherzinger (who is that?), Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Keyshia Cole, Ashanti and Ciara on the same stage to vomit riffs out of their sing holes. Watch as the women blankly stare at the tele-prompter while their affected vocal styles clash during this showpiece of a song that could be about ANYTHING.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008


Once a stupid bitch, always a stupid bitch...

Monday, November 3, 2008

Sparkled Bitch

Weirdest thing ever. Sparkled leggings. Weird hats. Pointless dancing. GO.


Free coffee... just for voting? Me thinks the people that go to Starbucks are probably registered voters (look at the music they sell) but I'm always up for another cup of coffee, so bring it on. This is not really campy, I just thought I'd pass it along.

Sunday, November 2, 2008


Yup. I've seen it twice. I'll admit it. It's the campiest movie you'll see in 2008, GUARANTEED. Check out the lyrics, the choreography, the performances, the dancing... it's ALL RICH. A lil taste...

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Happy Halloween!

This is a picture of two ounces of weed. Yay!

Stairway to Stardom

Apologies for being lazy and not posting. Deal with it.
Many of yall have probably seen this, but I was reminded of it (fringe and all) when Matt sent it to me the other morning. Enjoy.