Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Dani sent me this clip a little while ago and I had to post it. Apparently some guy was on a major acid trip and was sitting in his closet and recorded this. Well some geniuses turned it into an animated short. It gets better and better and better. Enjoy.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
The way I see it, a Halloween costume can be two things. Some sort of witty homemade moment where the costume is funny or craft and lasts for one night. Or it's a sexy witch, or spider, or doctor, or cookie, or whatever looks sexy so you can get fucked at the end of the night. Stupid, but I get it. What I do NOT understand, is why someone would drop, oh $80 for one of THESE toolbox costumes that are neither funny nor sexy. Most of these people have to walk around all night long constricted to some ridiculous get up and they look like complete asses. I mean LOOK at their faces. They're eyes are screaming with apologies and insecurity. FUCK THESE CAMPY COSTUMES... although some of them are preeeeety rich. Many thanks to Dani for sending me the "cameltoe" workout bitch, featured below.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
So I was walking on 57th street today and my jaw HIT THE FLOOR. I saw an ad for a new show on the FUSE network called Redemption Song. First of all, FUSE is an amazing network. I am forever thankful to them for bringing us Pants-Off Dance-Off hosted by ex-meth addict Jodie Sweeten from Full House. This new show Redemption Song is basically the love child of The Bad Girls Club and American Idol. Sign. Me. Up.
Below is a commercial for the show, then a preview, and then a little clip from Pants Off, Dance Off. Enjoy.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
So Dani's been sending me these amazing pumpkins puking and I was inspired to do a little searching on my own. Now I titled this entry "Extreme" because weak bitches may not enjoy the pictures below. However, if you're reading this RICH blog, you're probably not a weak bitch.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Have you ever done a google image search of yourself? A sampling of the pictures from searching "Connor Gallagher" Ok, that last one actually didn't come up when I typed in my name. I just had to give a quick shout out to cougars because I love them and it kind of puts an exclamation point on this entry, right? Hey Cougs!
This morning, from Danny Visconti
Subject: BITCH on wheels
Message: ...LITERALLY. I took this pic while driving in Miami. I wish you could see that she's wearing hoop earrings and white flip flops while riding on THAT in early morning traffic. I'd like to thank this bitch and bitches everywhere fofr giving me and all of us nonstop reasons to point and laugh.
Danny sent this email via his blackberry while he was on a van with the cast of King Tut: The Musical as he tours the country. Danny is a dedicated bitch. Many thanks.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Ridiculous as usual. There's lots happening here. On one level they're both in on the joke. But on another level, they just look absurd for thinking it's fun at all. Again, who wrote that cheap sweaty joke of a song. Why is she in a giant dress? Is the concept that she is floating or is it that she has really long legs. Either way, it looks like garbage.
Who knew Kristen Chenoweth was chock full of campy moments. I guess that clip where she did a musical number about being a sex-addicted crystal twink was just the icing on the cake. Today's Kristen moment took place at a Pushing Daises press conference. I guess someone asked her about singing and she broke out into song. Sitting down. It's kind of awkward because it is SO long. You think she's going to stop and then you realize... nope. She's still going. If I was out to dinner with her and she did that to me I would donkey punch the shit out of her.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? There are so many questions to answer! 1. why have I never seen this clip? 2. Why haven't I ever watched this show? 3. Why does the bird in the beginning look like garbage? 4. Why does this clip feature so many hilarious BITCHES, like Kristen Chenoweth, Ellen Greene, AND Swoozie Kurtz? 5. ExCUSE me, Swoozie Kurtz, what the fuck IS your name? 6. Why do Ellen and Kristen do the campiest harmony ever? 7. Who wrote this? 8. ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR! This is camp gold.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Check out this Emily Loftiss dopelganger. It's RICH, but if you're a fucking impatient BITCH, go to 1:40. For the record, this is a real bitch. She's been a Delta flight attendant for 10 years. And she's probably making a shitload of money. So while everyone you know is going to acting school and doing Tier S tours of "Shit- The Musical," this bitch has a FREE ride to royalty checks for at least the next ten years. Someone befriend her on a flight so she'll invite us over for endless drinks at her amazing house in Malibu. Thanks Adam for getting on a plane and staying awake to spot this. I would have been SSSed and asleep.
Ssss that J Allison Janney! And don't bogart that shit! Pass it to Megan Hilty and Stephanie Block, so you can all belt your tits off and we can all go home and do the same! Looks like a best musical front runner if you ask me....and why the FUCK ask anyone else?