Smoking is NOT ALLOWED.

Check out this Emily Loftiss dopelganger. It's RICH, but if you're a fucking impatient BITCH, go to 1:40. For the record, this is a real bitch. She's been a Delta flight attendant for 10 years. And she's probably making a shitload of money. So while everyone you know is going to acting school and doing Tier S tours of "Shit- The Musical," this bitch has a FREE ride to royalty checks for at least the next ten years. Someone befriend her on a flight so she'll invite us over for endless drinks at her amazing house in Malibu. Thanks Adam for getting on a plane and staying awake to spot this. I would have been SSSed and asleep.