Pussy Popsicle

This morning Dani's Facebook status was "Dani is never pussy popping again." Obviously that's a lie, but someone responded saying they didn't know what it meant. So I thought I'd do my part and give him the proper definition and demonstration of one of the most satisfying discoveries of the 90's. UrbanDictionary.com had a lot to say, but this was my favorite definition:

4. A girl who sticks popsicles in her puss and then eats them.

What? Ughblechewww. That makes me want to kill myself.