Ain't No Way

Ain't No way is a gorgeous song written for Aretha Frankin by her sister, Carolyn Franklin. If you've never heard the original, buy it on itunes. It's not campy at all, it's amazing, so obviously everyone with a hearty belt has covered it. Below, Whitney Houston and Mary J. Blige take the song, throw it on the floor, and stamp on it till it's a bloody, shitty mess, while wearing matching red leather outfits complete with hair extensions and coke noses. Below that is Patti Labelle showing them how it's done by singing the shit out of it right in Aretha Franklin's face.