Cash 4 Gold!

Ok, If you're texting someone it makes sense. How r u. I will wait 4 u near the strip club. Whatever. But this fucking commercial is campy AND fills me with rage. FUCK YOU CASH 4 GOLD!

Drunk.

No comment necessary.

Cher for the new year!

Cher singing "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" as smoke LITERALLY gets in her eyes. Nice one people.

Terrible or Amazing?

Seriously, I can't decide... but I really hate gay hotels.

Merry SssssMas!

While everyone else is watching "White Christmas" and "A Wonderful Life," I threw on this little gem to get me in the mood. Rent it now and enjoy!

Shake it.

Well done belly dancing bitch. Well done.

Donkey Punch!

Who doesn't love to Donkey punch!?!?!

Fierce Child!

Thanks Jake for this campy little bitch of a clip!

PATTILUPONEGYPSY

Rich as always... I mean, these responses! Click here and Enjoy!

Sexy Cookies!

Thanks Marla!

Belting for Christmas!

How have I never seen this? Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" makes me want to kill myself, but most people love it. It's annoying as hell, but now when I hear it I'll at least have this stunning visual to attach to it. There are many things to discuss. At first you're like "oh... it's like an old black and white variety show. ok, I guess that's kinda cool." But then you notice the tween backup dancers. And then the three fat black women. And then you see the look in Mariah's eyes as she dances like a twink and thinks she's grooving on Mars in a vat of chocolate pudding. I mean LOOK at that face. 

Tis truly the season. Thanks Mariah and Company. Jackpot. For a special treat, pay close attention at 2:13. After doing the weirdest arm flail ever, she checks her NAILS. Priorities Mariah.

RICHEST ever.

She said it, I didn't. Thanks Adam for this RICH tip. Btw, I think I might have posted this before, but I don't care. It's good. Suck it. 

The kind of director I want to be...

Thanks Brendan!

Cute

Ok, sometimes I take a little turn and post things that are just cute. I usually reserve these for pugs, because I have one, and he's cute. If you met my pug, you'd understand. He's actually a human, and that itself is kind of campy. Thanks Matt via fourfour.typepad.com.

House Full of Trees

Thanks Danny. I love this bitch.

Hangin' With Holly

So I'm sitting on the subway today and the doors open on this little gem. 

Now I know Sketchers is used to scraping the bottom of the barrel when trying to find an F list celebrity to do their adorable ads, but HOLLY ROBINSON PEETE? Really?! In case you're unfamiliar with the lady herself,  here's a clip from everyone's favorite "Hangin' With Mr. Cooper" featuring an opening sequence by... wait for it... ENVOUGE.

Oh wait. Once again some fucking prize has disabled embedding. Death. Click here.

Side note: last time I saw Mr. Cooper himself I was stoned out of my mind rocking an empty Disney World post Katrina. We saw him not once but FOUR times, including at a character breakfast where some twink who was playing the Mad Hatter made inappropriate sexual references to us all morning. What a trip.

As an extra RANDOM treat, here's a clip of Mrs. Robinson Peete discussing Fire Safety. Thanks for the tips Holly!

Spanish Rose

Chita Rivera rocking out a campy table dance with Shriners when everyone was doing blow. This is rich and amazing.

Hilarious or DISTURBING?

You decide. But don't come running to me if you find it disturbing. Suck it up. Thanks AKB for the clip.

Tony Brackston

If I spell her name differently will those crazies stop trying to get me to join their Toni cult? This is rich... I love tenor duets.

Xtinas Xmas Xtasy

Some of my favorite campy moments occur when I am selling my soul at my place of employment. The other night, for instance, we decided it was time for Christmas music, because it's actually December 7th. Who knew?

To my delight, we don't play just any old Christmas album. Forget classy bitches like Ella Fitzgerald and Billie Holiday (high out of her mind crooning the classics.) We feature a mix CD of Christmas songs with the likes of Destiny's Child and Christina Aguilera.

I am baffled as to why people ACTUALLY buy this music and listen to it seriously. These recordings and videos are so incredibly campy that it simultaneously ruins and enriches my Holiday season upon each listen. 

I hope you enjoy these holiday masterpieces and that you take an extra hit off your own materpiece before you watch.

First up, Xtina keeps it simple singing from the album Xtina's Xmas. I'm sorry. This is completely ridiculous and the best part starts at 2 minutes in. Kill me. Suprise appearance by our new Secretary of State. 

I want to fuck the shit out of whoever wrote the lyrics to this new Christmas CLASSIC:

The best commercial. EVER.

Mariah Carey. Belting. Trippy Claymation. Dreams Come True.

Wake and Bake with Granny

Work it Granny!

Slick Rick and others...

You guys made my day!

 This is what I look like:

I'm a champion at sssing Js and love bitch fights, so keep it coming!  I will never stop making fun of campy things! NEVER!

xoxo,

Mr. Camp

In Transition

Campnation, like a pre-op tranny is in transition!

The first of many sexy changes- campnationusa.blogspot.com is now

campnationusa.com!

bookmark it bitches!

Internet FIRE!

Somehow over the last 48 hours I've become an internet BITCH. For some reason people are hot on my trail and it's HILARIOUS. Firstly, check out the two comments about the Toni Braxton video I posted:

"THE ONLY JOKE IS YOU AND THIS PATHETIC BLOG. TONI IS A LEGEND WHY WASTE YOUR TIME HATING? OH CUZ YOUR JEALOUS AND HAVE NO LIFE. HI HATER, BYE HATER." - tonisloverboy

"Yeah Yeah so she went bankrupt... Whats new?. The fact of the matter is Toni is richer now than she ever was. Since going bankrupt shes signed 3 multimillion dollar record deals, has released 4 albums that have all had either Paltnum or Gold status, stared in 2 movie, stared in 2 broadway plays, toured all around the world, had a top 5 Las vegas headlining show. And she has shown no signs of slowing down. Don't hate!!!" - justme

Thanks random Toni Braxton fans. You brought up some GREAT points and your grammar is stellar. But you did make one big mistake. I'm nobody's hater. I have nothing but love for Toni (vocals runs, riffs, trills and frills included!) I think she has some stellar outfits, like this:

and this...

and of course, this...

And its TRUE! She has starred in two Broadway shows, which is a really crazy thing, since they never let anyone from Hollywood do that. I heard she was phenominal. Let's see...

What's that from? Chicago or something? Whatevs. She's amazing in it and it doesn't matter. Lastly, you're right. She's RICHER than ever. I can't argue with that. I've never seen someone with such a RICH career, RICH singing voice, RICH outfits, and such RICH hair. Don't you think she looks great in these pictures below?

I think so. Toni FOREVER!

xoxo,

ME

So Much Better

This is AMAZING. I want to meet the genius bitch who made this. SO RICH.

No wonder she went bankrupt.

Toni Braxton is a JOKE. Just making the weirdest career moves throughout the years! She does however get an A+ for this joksical. Enjoy the leather, the CHUNKY heels, the unbelieveable gestures, the vocal runs and riffs and trills and frills, and of course, the last note. Really, Toni. Really.

Cheyenne is right.

He speaks the truth. Thanks Andrew for finding this one.

Lindsay Nicole

is good at falling. Paula Abdul is a mess. Yes, I tagged this video "bitches" again, because it's my blog and I do what I want. Suck it Speiler!

Eat It Lick It Snort It Fuck It

Britney is still a mess if you ask me. Ana Nogueira is a star in the making.

Work it OUT!

I directed this and I'm STILL obsessed with Carla Hargrove. The idea was that reality stars were taking over Broadway, and each star had to create a bonnet for the show they were going into. New York was Elle Woods in Legally Blonde... of course. Carla Hargrove is a musical theatre magician.

The Carol Burnett of Workout Videos

Thanks Matt. This video is a bitch.

Nightmares.

That's what I'm going to have tonight after I spend all afternoon trying to wrap my head around this video. Anyone care to explain this?!

HIT ME! SLAP ME!

Thank you Matt for sending me this. I laughed. I cried. I died a little.

Swan Lake Puss

This girl is RICH. Firstly, she takes the first part SERIOUSLY. Even though all I could think was "she has GOT to be kidding!" Then she does some frightening moves and refuses to point her toes or straighten her legs. Enjoy. The real question is WHY?!

Work that puss!

Thanks Andrew for this ridiculous video.

Swedish Bitch

Just watch it. The package before is just as weird as the performance. BAH!

GET IT!

O M F G. I've seen Liza's performance of Some People from her Radio City concert, like 100 times. This still amazed me. What an amazing crack addict!

Suck it PATTI LUPONE GYPSY.

Parade Follow-up #1: The Clique Girlz

Dear Clique Girlz,

FUCK YOU for the following reasons:

1. Your fake bitch hair

2. Your  irritating music

3. Your idiotic lyrics

4. Your late nineties outfits

5. You sluttly little attitudes

6. Your existence

7. Your hateful name

8. Your parents who clearly forced you into this

I've only known about you for about 3 hrs and I've already gotten my fill. You're campy but also extrememly annoying. Stop being sluts, go back to school and get out of my face. Happy Holidays!

xoxo,

Campnation

My Favorite Day

The Thanksgiving Day Parade has become the television event I most look forward to each year for the cornucopia of camp that seems to explode from my television. This year didn't dissappoint. Luckily, aside from the show that was captured on television, broadwayworld.com sent their trusty photographers to catch some of the action. These pictures are amazing and make me want to die a little. I hope you feel the same.

FYI I'll go into more detail about these prizes below in the coming week. They all deserve their own posts, so think of this as a preview... Prepare Ye.

Varsity FanClub fresh off the set of bareback twinks 3.

Miss USA 2008 and "Uncle Sam"

Charice Pempengco, that rich little belter

The Clique Girls- EXCUSE ME?

Some douche and some pilgrims

David Archuleta... remember him?

I'm thankful for...

...high belting! Thanks Jake for sending me this beautiful performance.

Come again?

This morning while I was watching the parade in a sleepy haze, god smiled down and delivered me this treat.  For a good thirty seconds I thought this "product" was called TWINKY CUTIES. 

Well, it's not. Whoever ends up buying this bamboozley trick is in for a treat. Happy Slutsgiving bitches. I'm thankful for campy things like this. Shout out to Danny for coming up with "slutsgiving." Because when you think about it, that's exactly what it is... right?
Zwinky Cuties Commercial Spot 1 from Deborah Szajngarten on Vimeo.

Happy Birthday Joan Rivers!

Wishing her well on her 13th Birthday. She's never looked better.

Funny Jazz Chick

...well that's what SHE calls herself anyways. The first 40 seconds are STELLAR, but if you've time stick around for the whole thing.

Graffiti that SAYS something

Well put, person with spray paint!

Skeleton Twink has a NAME?!

So I love Skeleton Twink, and although he now has a name (Shane Mercado??) and a sensible black tank/bootleg jean combo outfit, I still love him. Someone at The Bonnie Hunt show must have been really REALLY high when they booked him to do the entire dance on a green screen in front of the studio audience, but I love it.

The real question here is WHO THE FUCK watches the Bonnie Hunt show, and where do her producers get off disabling embedding. Excuse me? What purpose does this serve. You get some lady man from the internet to come be on your show, post the clip on youtube, and then not let people embed it? 

FUCK YOU Bonnie Hunt Show. But THANK YOU to Matt and Matthew for sending me this clip the other morning before I got a migraine and started puking my brains out. It brought a sliver of sunshine to a day that pretty much BLEW.

Click here to check out Skelly T. doin his thang.

Tits OUT!

Derek sent this to Michael. It's BRILLIANT. Enjoy!

Making a case for dog rape.

More like... this.

Diana Ross. RuPaul. Drag Queens. Faggots. 

Take note: RuPaul is lipsyncing WHILE Diana Ross sings live. Kind of defeats the purpose no? Also, the 90's drag queens. Fugly and huge. Keep an eye out for the chubby kicking cheerleader. Make sure you watch until the end. 4:45 is the ULTIMATE payoff!

Buzz Kill

I want to MARRY this man. Get CRAZY!

Rainbow HIGH

Ecstasy? Blow? Champagne drizzled with G? Patti Lupone visits Spalsh. Special mention to broadwayworld.com for finally posting something relevant. W-O-R-T-H-L-E-S-S.

Because it's raining...

Cooter Slams always brighten MY day... what about you?

You're welcome

Hey Blue Gobo! Let me embed shit. Fuck you. Click here for big nosed hilarity.

2000 HITS!

Fun times! Since September 1st, Camp Nation has received over 2000 hits. I guess that means I'm not alone in my constant search for camp gold. In honor of this special day, I'd like everyone to go home and take 2000 hits off their pipes, bowls, bongs, and vaporizers. Not only will you feel pretty, special, and skinny, but this website will be that much funnier. If you don't smoke, suck it. And watch this video.

This girl is HILARIOUS. She starts kind of normal, but the more she smokes and the higher she gets, the more ridiculous she becomes. I have NO IDEA why people make complete jackasses of themselves on youtube, but the world is better because of it.

Happy Obama! Happy 2000 Hits! Maybe I should start printing t-shirts.

BAH!

Cancer brings people together! Someone managed to get Carrie Underwood, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Nicole Scherzinger (who is that?), Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Keyshia Cole, Ashanti and Ciara on the same stage to vomit riffs out of their sing holes. Watch as the women blankly stare at the tele-prompter while their affected vocal styles clash during this showpiece of a song that could be about ANYTHING.

Vote...

Once a stupid bitch, always a stupid bitch...

Sparkled Bitch

Weirdest thing ever. Sparkled leggings. Weird hats. Pointless dancing. GO.

Delicious

Free coffee... just for voting? Me thinks the people that go to Starbucks are probably registered voters (look at the music they sell) but I'm always up for another cup of coffee, so bring it on. This is not really campy, I just thought I'd pass it along.

Twice

Yup. I've seen it twice. I'll admit it. It's the campiest movie you'll see in 2008, GUARANTEED. Check out the lyrics, the choreography, the performances, the dancing... it's ALL RICH. A lil taste...

Happy Halloween!

This is a picture of two ounces of weed. Yay!

Stairway to Stardom

Apologies for being lazy and not posting. Deal with it.

Many of yall have probably seen this, but I was reminded of it (fringe and all) when Matt sent it to me the other morning. Enjoy.

BELT!

Ashanti singing "Defying Gravity"... WHAT? So rich/who cares/show me now: Click here and FF to 6:00

Happy Halloween BITCHES!

Dani Spieler did a tryout of her Halloween costume for Friday. WORK IT.

R.I.C.H.

Get it BITCH

Seahorses. Foreva.

Dani sent me this clip a little while ago and I had to post it. Apparently some guy was on a major acid trip and was sitting in his closet and recorded this. Well some geniuses turned it into an animated short. It gets better and better and better. Enjoy.

Rich

A RICH clip from the new BBC series "Beautiful People"

Skeleton Twink

Ok, he can do the choreography. But everything else about this video is wrong. There's so much to say that I'm not going to point it all out. Just watch and enjoy. RICH. Thanks Matthew for sending this to me.

OMG

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Click the link above! Brendan sent it and I had to post IMMEDIATELY! So rich. The dress, the set, the voice, the coke drip that MUST be happening down the back of her throat. Camp NATION. Thank you Brendan. Thank you.

Fuck-O-Ween

The way I see it, a Halloween costume can be two things. Some sort of witty homemade moment where the costume is funny or craft and lasts for one night. Or it's a sexy witch, or spider, or doctor, or cookie, or whatever looks sexy so you can get fucked at the end of the night. Stupid, but I get it. What I do NOT understand, is why someone would drop, oh $80 for one of THESE toolbox costumes that are neither funny nor sexy. Most of these people have to walk around all night long constricted to some ridiculous get up and they look like complete asses. I mean LOOK at their faces. They're eyes are screaming with apologies and insecurity. FUCK THESE CAMPY COSTUMES... although some of them are preeeeety rich. Many thanks to Dani for sending me the "cameltoe" workout bitch, featured below.

Cunt

Thank You Joey for this treat. This Geisha tells it like it is.

Thank You Jesus!

So I was walking on 57th street today and my jaw HIT THE FLOOR. I saw an ad for a new show on the FUSE network called Redemption Song. First of all, FUSE is an amazing network. I am forever thankful to them for bringing us Pants-Off Dance-Off hosted by ex-meth addict Jodie Sweeten from Full House. This new show Redemption Song is basically the love child of The Bad Girls Club and American Idol. Sign. Me. Up. 

Below is a commercial for the show, then a preview, and then a little clip from Pants Off, Dance Off. Enjoy.

BTW, this episode is NOT hosted by Stephanie Tanner. Different season I guess.

Extreme Pumpkins

So Dani's been sending me these amazing pumpkins puking and I was inspired to do a little searching on my own. Now I titled this entry "Extreme" because weak bitches may not enjoy the pictures below. However, if you're reading this RICH blog, you're probably not a weak bitch.

The title for this last one was "pumpkin pussy." nice.

New Friends!

Sarah Silverman is a genius... as always.

Google Yo Self

Have you ever done a google image search of yourself? A sampling of the pictures from searching "Connor Gallagher" Ok, that last one actually didn't come up when I typed in my name. I just had to give a quick shout out to cougars because I love them and it kind of puts an exclamation point on this entry, right? Hey Cougs!

An Email

This morning, from Danny Visconti

Subject: BITCH on wheels

Message: ...LITERALLY. I took this pic while driving in Miami. I wish you could see that she's wearing hoop earrings and white flip flops while riding on THAT in early morning traffic. I'd like to thank this bitch and bitches everywhere fofr giving me and all of us nonstop reasons to point and laugh.

Danny sent this email via his blackberry while he was on a van with the cast of King Tut: The Musical as he tours the country. Danny is a dedicated bitch. Many thanks.

So wrong, but so right!

Footloose is a totally unacceptable/perfect musical.  

First up, this school of some sorts gets it sooooooo wrong.

Below, Jake, Andrew, and Co. get it right. Good work, BITCHES.

I should start a new blog JUST for Kristen

Ridiculous as usual. There's lots happening here. On one level they're both in on the joke. But on another level, they just look absurd for thinking it's fun at all. Again, who wrote that cheap sweaty joke of a song. Why is she in a giant dress? Is the concept that she is floating or is it that she has really long legs. Either way, it looks like garbage.

So many questions...

Gold Mine!

Who knew Kristen Chenoweth was chock full of campy moments. I guess that clip where she did a musical number about being a sex-addicted crystal twink was just the icing on the cake. Today's Kristen moment took place at a Pushing Daises press conference. I guess someone asked her about singing and she broke out into song. Sitting down. It's kind of awkward because it is SO long. You think she's going to stop and then you realize... nope. She's still going. If I was out to dinner with her and she did that to me I would donkey punch the shit out of her.

Birdhouse in your SOUL!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? There are so many questions to answer! 1. why have I never seen this clip? 2. Why haven't I ever watched this show? 3. Why does the bird in the beginning look like garbage? 4. Why does this clip feature so many hilarious BITCHES, like Kristen Chenoweth, Ellen Greene, AND Swoozie Kurtz? 5. ExCUSE me, Swoozie Kurtz, what the fuck IS your name? 6. Why do Ellen and Kristen do the campiest harmony ever? 7. Who wrote this? 8. ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR! This is camp gold.

Kritzer is a genius

Leslie Kritzer's SNL Audition:

FIERCE

Click to play

What's campy?

This fierce cougar monkey!