Tila!

Did anyone know that Tila Tequila had a song?! I didn't it, nor was I prepared for this video. Style, lyrics, EVERYTHING is unexpected in a jaw-hitting-the-floor kind of way. It's truly shocking.

God Bless!

God Bless America and thank you AKB for this one. Not since Marla Mindelle has some bitch been able to blend her belt/mix/head voices so seamlessly. Good work!

Internet FIRE!

Somehow over the last 48 hours I've become an internet BITCH. For some reason people are hot on my trail and it's HILARIOUS. Firstly, check out the two comments about the Toni Braxton video I posted:

"THE ONLY JOKE IS YOU AND THIS PATHETIC BLOG. TONI IS A LEGEND WHY WASTE YOUR TIME HATING? OH CUZ YOUR JEALOUS AND HAVE NO LIFE. HI HATER, BYE HATER." - tonisloverboy

"Yeah Yeah so she went bankrupt... Whats new?. The fact of the matter is Toni is richer now than she ever was. Since going bankrupt shes signed 3 multimillion dollar record deals, has released 4 albums that have all had either Paltnum or Gold status, stared in 2 movie, stared in 2 broadway plays, toured all around the world, had a top 5 Las vegas headlining show. And she has shown no signs of slowing down. Don't hate!!!" - justme

Thanks random Toni Braxton fans. You brought up some GREAT points and your grammar is stellar. But you did make one big mistake. I'm nobody's hater. I have nothing but love for Toni (vocals runs, riffs, trills and frills included!) I think she has some stellar outfits, like this:

and this...

and of course, this...

And its TRUE! She has starred in two Broadway shows, which is a really crazy thing, since they never let anyone from Hollywood do that. I heard she was phenominal. Let's see...

What's that from? Chicago or something? Whatevs. She's amazing in it and it doesn't matter. Lastly, you're right. She's RICHER than ever. I can't argue with that. I've never seen someone with such a RICH career, RICH singing voice, RICH outfits, and such RICH hair. Don't you think she looks great in these pictures below?

I think so. Toni FOREVER!

xoxo,

ME