Work that puss!

Thanks Andrew for this ridiculous video.

Because it's raining...

Cooter Slams always brighten MY day... what about you?

Get MARRIED?

What? THAT'S the message? If you like a guy, marry him? What?! 

Contest

Count how many times these dancers kick their faces. There is no prize. Suck it.

Bikini Sluts

The caption for this video is "five young LADIES performing choreography to Low." Last time I checked, "ladies" wore hose and sensible heels and didn't grind their hungry vaginas into the floor. But I guess times have changed? (and thank GOD they have.) suck it.