Sexy Man Lady

Perez Hilton posted this on twitter and I seriously couldn't believe my eyes. Why would anyone let this man make such a complete fool of himself?! Is this a slutty workout video? Someone explain!

Fuck you FACEBOOK

If I see this on facebook ONE MORE TIME I am going to throw up. Seriously, it makes me dizzy. It's an ad for a test and you have to say how many mouths and eyes the guy has. Gross.  Suck it Facebook.

Pussy Popsicle

This morning Dani's Facebook status was "Dani is never pussy popping again." Obviously that's a lie, but someone responded saying they didn't know what it meant. So I thought I'd do my part and give him the proper definition and demonstration of one of the most satisfying discoveries of the 90's. UrbanDictionary.com had a lot to say, but this was my favorite definition:

4. A girl who sticks popsicles in her puss and then eats them.

What? Ughblechewww. That makes me want to kill myself.

Oh. Mi. God.

FF to 3:14 and prepare yourself. Click here. 

Cash 4 Gold!

Ok, If you're texting someone it makes sense. How r u. I will wait 4 u near the strip club. Whatever. But this fucking commercial is campy AND fills me with rage. FUCK YOU CASH 4 GOLD!

Making a case for dog rape.