Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Cheating Slut

A few nights ago at a local neighborhood gay bar, this shit came on the TV screen. Thank god. This is RICH. Carrie Underwood sings this camptastic song while bitches in leather tear apart fake cars. FOR THE ENTIRE SONG. One of my favorite parts? 1:00 in. Good one, Carrie.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Rich

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Phone Manners

Ohhhhh this is RICH. I want to hug and slap the FUCK out of this bitch. Thanks Michael for the clip.

I do what I want...

...because it's my birthday.

There's nothing campy about this clip. But it's SO. FUCKING. GOOD.

FF to 2:30.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Pussy Popsicle

This morning Dani's Facebook status was "Dani is never pussy popping again." Obviously that's a lie, but someone responded saying they didn't know what it meant. So I thought I'd do my part and give him the proper definition and demonstration of one of the most satisfying discoveries of the 90's. UrbanDictionary.com had a lot to say, but this was my favorite definition:

4. A girl who sticks popsicles in her puss and then eats them.

What? Ughblechewww. That makes me want to kill myself.

Pussy Pop

Beautiful song. Beautiful dance.