Miss America

Brendan sent me this RICH clip and I was instantly sorry I missed this years broadcast. That being said, I'm also thrilled I missed it, as it's a two hour block of time that I'll never regret losing.

Listen to Miss New York sing, and check out the little fact bubbles that pop up during her triumphant performance.

RICH!

I am OBSESSED with digitally animated musical versions of Barbie movies. This is the latest bitchsical called "Barbie and Diamond Castle"....

Thanks MATTEL, for making a musical about a diamond castle. Bring it to Broadway, NOW.

Long time...

Wow it's been a while since I've posted. I've been dog sitting at my friend's house and have taken a mini break from the computer. Looks like I didn't miss much. Are we really so starved for theatre news that Broadwayworld.com has to post pictures of the West Side Story LOAD OUT from the run in D.C.?!?!!?!?!? Thanks Broadwayworld. You're worthless.

One thing I did stumble across is obamaicon.com, where you can do things like this:

And check out this stoned Ariel Jake sent me:

That's all for now. Stay campy!

O-mazing!

If you haven't heard, Patti Lupone stopped the final Saturday night performance of Gypsy because someone was taking a picture. Ridiculous.

My friend Randy is a genius and used the bootleg to create this. Nice fucking work!

STOP! RIGHT! NOW!

Thank you Matt Murphy for this clip and THANK YOU PATTI LUPONE for wringing one more ridiculous moment out of the wet washcloth that was GYPSY.

Doll-Ecard

Matt sent me this RICH card. Camp gold.

Click here to check it out.

Beltstress

Get it Babs! Fast forward to 2:30 and prepare for the most ridiculous belting ever.

I Go To RIO!

Did anyone else get the chance to see "The Boy from Oz" on Broadway? I did. It's RICH. This is the closing number. It begins with some campography in white costumes after which Hugh Jackman descends from the top of the stage on a piano staircase and mambos with Liza Minelli, Judy Garland, and chorus boys with pineapples on their heads. RIDICULOUS.

Rich!

I was looking at pictures from the final performance of Gypsy (????) and this was just below the final picture. RICH!

Clitter!

My favorite girl is the JEWEL COLLECTION bitch. She's worth this entire video! Thank you Brendan!

What's campier than shameless high belting?

Doing it while your ass is planted on a bench. Keep up the good work, women of the world. (Violet: Meggie Cansler, Daisy: Katie Klaus)

An excerpt...

...from Patti Lupone's blog:

November 2004

"We did have one sour moment at Bucca da Beppo. The hostess was a controlling condescending ignorant ex-cheerleader, punishing us for being late by 15 minutes and not seating us for half an hour while our table sat there empty. I complained bitterly. So don't bother with the Bucca da Beppo in Minneapolis."

...um, what?! Can you imagine being THAT hostess? At THAT Bucca di (it's spelled with an i, btw) Beppo?

Sign.

Me.

Up.

Click here. Obviously.

Fried Chicken!

Thanks Adam!

Adorable/HILARIOUS

Taking a cue from that late nineties gem "crazy/beautiful", my new favorite thing is to take two words that don't belong together and make them a totally acceptable title. sexy/emaciated. righteous/button nosed. poopstain/plastic soul.

Since this girl is actually hilarious but I feel kind of bad posting this, she's adorable/hilarious. Enjoy (Thanks Marla for this one)

THANK YOU DANNY!

For this clip. I still love Hillary too. Every little thing about her. We're gonna make it after all!

Oh. Mi. God.

FF to 3:14 and prepare yourself. Click here. 

Fun and Flirty!

This almost took away my terrible New Years hangover. Thank you Matt!