Fuck-O-Ween

The way I see it, a Halloween costume can be two things. Some sort of witty homemade moment where the costume is funny or craft and lasts for one night. Or it's a sexy witch, or spider, or doctor, or cookie, or whatever looks sexy so you can get fucked at the end of the night. Stupid, but I get it. What I do NOT understand, is why someone would drop, oh $80 for one of THESE toolbox costumes that are neither funny nor sexy. Most of these people have to walk around all night long constricted to some ridiculous get up and they look like complete asses. I mean LOOK at their faces. They're eyes are screaming with apologies and insecurity. FUCK THESE CAMPY COSTUMES... although some of them are preeeeety rich. Many thanks to Dani for sending me the "cameltoe" workout bitch, featured below.

Cunt

Thank You Joey for this treat. This Geisha tells it like it is.

Thank You Jesus!

So I was walking on 57th street today and my jaw HIT THE FLOOR. I saw an ad for a new show on the FUSE network called Redemption Song. First of all, FUSE is an amazing network. I am forever thankful to them for bringing us Pants-Off Dance-Off hosted by ex-meth addict Jodie Sweeten from Full House. This new show Redemption Song is basically the love child of The Bad Girls Club and American Idol. Sign. Me. Up. 

Below is a commercial for the show, then a preview, and then a little clip from Pants Off, Dance Off. Enjoy.

BTW, this episode is NOT hosted by Stephanie Tanner. Different season I guess.

Extreme Pumpkins

So Dani's been sending me these amazing pumpkins puking and I was inspired to do a little searching on my own. Now I titled this entry "Extreme" because weak bitches may not enjoy the pictures below. However, if you're reading this RICH blog, you're probably not a weak bitch.

The title for this last one was "pumpkin pussy." nice.

New Friends!

Sarah Silverman is a genius... as always.

Google Yo Self

Have you ever done a google image search of yourself? A sampling of the pictures from searching "Connor Gallagher" Ok, that last one actually didn't come up when I typed in my name. I just had to give a quick shout out to cougars because I love them and it kind of puts an exclamation point on this entry, right? Hey Cougs!

An Email

This morning, from Danny Visconti

Subject: BITCH on wheels

Message: ...LITERALLY. I took this pic while driving in Miami. I wish you could see that she's wearing hoop earrings and white flip flops while riding on THAT in early morning traffic. I'd like to thank this bitch and bitches everywhere fofr giving me and all of us nonstop reasons to point and laugh.

Danny sent this email via his blackberry while he was on a van with the cast of King Tut: The Musical as he tours the country. Danny is a dedicated bitch. Many thanks.