Findings from the street

Who knew Nantucket, the line at TJ Maxx, Jake's room, Times Square, and Theatre Row Studios were all so fucking RICH?

This fake dog's name was "Stay." Real clever, Nantucket. This is my friend Christine's baby. He's fierce, no? That dress looks great on you, flamingo. And damn, can you accessorize! Danny thinks this flamingo looks like a cougar. Agreed. This is Jake's unicorn bowl. You smoke out of its  VAGINA. Oops. Whatever she's meditating for can't be THAT good. It's auditioning at Theatre Row. Waiting in line at TJ Maxx is boring until you see something like THIS... or THIS... or even THIS. Thank GOD! A snakeskin boot store next to the Oliver Garden in Times Square. CAMPY!

Sweating to the Oldies!

I've got a running dance theme this week.... so where can I take THIS class?!

The Role of a Lifetime

There are no words.

Shook me to the core...

CAMPY!

What is "CAMP?"

It has been brought to my attention that not everyone understands the meaning of the word "camp." While an hour or two with the material posted below should make it clear to all, I'd also recommend clicking HERE for a proper, Wikipedia lesson in camp. It's as entertaining as you'd want it to be. 

Keep it campy you guys!

They're at it again...

I'm glad Mattel thinks that all dolls should be belty/mixy sluts. This is, amazingly enough, one of many in a series of campy singing Barbies. When are they gonna come out with a screaming Patti Lupone doll? Kids are stupid.

Fierce Hair

Happy September SLUTS! My friend Sarah had a moment of inspired genius when she took photos of her dog to some program that attached hairstyles to it. The get funnier every time I look at them. Enjoy.