Fucking Lady Purse

My friend Matt sent me this picture with "fucking lady purse" as the subject. Kudos, Matt. This IS a fucking lady purse. FUCK this stupid/brilliant/tiny little bitch of a purse. Have a good weekend everyone!

Bread Sticks and Boob Jobs!

This is amazing. Thanks Jon for this clip. It kind of makes me want to go to Olive Garden because I've NEVER been and it sounds amazing. Too bad 420 was YESTERDAY.

Reasons to love NYC

No, not LADY reasons to love NY. Not "sipping on cosmos" or "eating a pretzel with a lady friend while walking through Central Park" and definitely not because NYC is "a city of millions of men, and men are like socks." NYC is loved because you can be a hot mess in the middle of the afternoon and, if you're lucky, not run into ANYONE.

THAT is a reason to love NYC.

Those pictures probably mean nothing to you. But we were hot messes, and we didn't run into anyone. So I prove my point. 

Off The Record

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